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'One of my many afflictions is a hint, just a hint, of perfectionism '+
'(I have even been accused of pedantry, but nah, that\'s not me!).  Now '+
'a symptom of this is that I get really <strike>pissed off</strike> annoyed '+
'(don\'t want to offend the older generation by letting them find out '+
'after all these years that I do know some rude words) by people flying '+
'the Union Flag (it\'s not a Jack by the way) upside down.<br><br>'+
'So, if you are curious or have come here specifically looking for the '+
'right way to fly the flag, read on.  However if you are just like me, '+
'you might want to pause and consider... Do you REALLY want to find yourself '+
'looking at every Union Flag from now until doomsday trying to see if it is '+
'correct?  Or even... Yes, I really have... finding yourself telling the ' +
'reception of a Language School in Hong Kong that they needed to turn their\'s ' +
' back up the right way?'+
'<br><br><br>OK, so you really do.  You\'re sure?<br><br><br>'+
'OK, first imagine that the pole is on the left (as is conventional in pictures of flags).<br><br>'+
'<table width="100%">'+
	'<tr>'+
		'<td align="center">'+
			'Here is the upside <b>up</b> flag;<br><br><img src="correctUnionFlag.gif">'+
			'<a href="correctUnionFlag.gif" target="_blank"><br><br>'+
			'Click here to see it if your browser won\'t display image of the Union Flag.</a><br><br>'+
			'and here it is upside <b>down</b>;<br><br><img src="invertedUnionFlag.gif">'+
			'<a href="invertedUnionFlag.gif" target="_blank"><br><br>'+
			'Click here to see it if your browser won\'t display image of the inverted Union Flag.</a><br><br>'+
		'</td>'+
	'</tr>'+
'</table><br><br>'+
'See the difference? Remember it how you will but I always use the rule that '+
'the pole side of the St. Andrew\'s Cross (that\'s the diagonal white cross) is '+
'underlined with red.  Away from the pole the red diagonal cross "overlines" '+
'the St. Andrew\'s cross.';